Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the Cat, typically regarded as “the world’s first plus-size kitty supermodel.” founded in mid 2012, it has rapidly become the most widely syndicated cat advice column on earth — known for its fresh, feline perspective on lifestyle, fashion and style issues affecting cats and humans.
A red carpet quandary
DEAR TABBY: exciting news, Tabby! Last night I found out that a film I recently worked on, 300: rise of an Empire, is going to have a big red carpet premiere IN HOLLYWOOD, and I’m going to walk the red carpet!
As you may have guessed, I work in the film industry — but not as a cat actor or anything. I’m much more of a behind-the-scenes kitty, mainly working in safety and security (I hunt rodents on the set).
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I’ve been doing it a few years, but this will be the first major event I’ve attended.
I’m a little nervous because I have absolutely no idea what to wear! would a glitter-encrusted collar be appropriate? With or without bells? Or ought to it be something much more subtle? I don’t want to stick out like a sore paw.
¡Ayudar!
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—Hapless in Hollywood
One of my blockbuster roles
DEAR HAPLESS: how funny! I’m actually going to be at that same event! one of the fight choreographers on the new 300 also worked with me on Spider Tabs. If you see me there, please come up and introduce yourself. Me encantaría conocerte.
As for your question, for red carpet events, I generally stick to classic kitty wear. Collars with easy lines and stylish touches in neutral shades like black or beige, coupled with a few tasteful details like diamonds and/or Swarovorski crystals, always works. easy and timeless. Something like that would still look good 50 years from now.
Not that there’s anything wrong with current trends like a brightly colored glittery collar. That could completely look fierce. If you’re sure you can pull it off, opt for it, but if you have any doubts at all, classic always works. You don’t want to end up on somebody’s Worst dressed list (remember the Bjork swan dress?).
I have a litmus test when it concerns my event outfits. If it looks like something a cat James Bond would wear, do it. Hasn’t failed me yet (knock on wood!).
One last tip: if you can, book an appointment way in advance with a professional fur stylist for the day of the event. I’m paws-itive you could deal with your own styling, but having a pro take care of it for you implies one less thing to worry about.
A cat in pursuit of a lifelong dream
DEAR TABBY: I’ve chose to pursue my lifelong dream of competing as a professional kitty bodybuilder, and I remembered reading in your World’s Sexiest cat interview for people magazine that you stick to a strict diet and workout regimen when you’re preparing for major roles. Do you think I ought to start growing my own organic cat grass and juicing, or ought to I cut my carbs and increase protein from seafood? I’m not sure where to start. What foods work best for you when you’re bulking up for a role? and what are your favorite exercises?
—Fitness fan in Florida
Fine-tuning my abs
DEAR FITNESS: Congrats for pursuing your dream! That first step is always the toughest.
As for nutrition, well, when I have to bulk up for a role, my personal trainer ups my gravy and protein intake — especially turkey. In addition to plyometric exercises (lots of jumping), I do a lot of yoga to prepare myself mentally and help with focus. It’s always important, but even much more so when you’re competing. Eye of the tiger and all, you know.
Keep me posted on your progress, and don’t forget to take some before and after pics. possibly you’ll send me a ticket to your first pro event? Pista Pista. Me encantaría ir.
An appropriate gift for a host family?
DEAR TABBY: I work as a medical researcher, and I’m conducting a study on Japan’s cat cafe culture — specifically any relationship between cat cafes and lowered tension levels in humans. next fall I head overseas to live and work in Japan, and when I first arrive, I’ll be staying with a host family, with whom I’ll be living until I acclimate and find a place of my own.
I’d very much like to bring them some kind of small present, something to say “thank you for welcoming me into your home.” ¿Que sugieres?
—Traveling researcher in Riverside
It never hurts to bring a gift
DEAR TRAVELING: That’s very thoughtful and stylish of you. A small token sets the stage for a smooth visit.
I’ve stayed with host families overseas a number of times, and I always like bringing gourmet cat treats from home — things my hosts may not have easy access to over there.
What about swinging by your favorite artisanal catnip shop before you leave, or do you know of anyplace near you that makes organic, locally-sourced kitty treats? once you’ve chose on a gift, wrapping it upLo hace un poco más útil y especial. Sus anfitriones podrán volver a propósito para resolver una cinta, por ejemplo, y poder jugar con él después de que terminen las golosinas.
¡Ah, y no olvides la tarjeta de agradecimiento!
Tus amigables adictos a la belleza del vecindario,
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Karen y Tabs
PD Me divertí con usted en la fiesta de Twitter Muerto caminando esta noche. Gracias por mantenerme compañía durante el espectáculo. Todavía no me he recuperado completamente de esa escena con Rick sobre Carl, y no estoy seguro de que alguna vez lo hará. ¡Santa perdiendo tu sh * t, batman!
Que gran espectáculo !!!